dinobuttz:

go-colossus:

don’t be so nervous babs, she’s totally into you

oH GOD THIS IS TOO CUTE

Tumblr Code.

If I ever see any of you in public, the code is “I like your shoelaces”

that way we know we’re from tumblr without revealing anything

I’m just going to say this to strangers until i find a tumblr person

must keep reblogering!! Im going to be so suspicious if any one tells me this now!

Remember the answer is: I stole them from the president.

thatonesquishyhuman:

so if the highblood and highboob were human
no words

I really hate working with other people like I was in my own group and then these bitches just walked up and acted like I wanted them there. And they aren’t even smart like they are fucking everything up. Note to self don’t let anyone else use the microscope.

I want to cosplay from the Internet web series really bad like wow. But I don’t know who.

WHY IN A STORY WHEN SOMETHING HAPPENS AND SOMEONE IN HIDING GETS SCARED OR STARTS CRYING THEY DONT JUST SSTAY THERE??////? LIKE IT MAKES LESS SENSE TO RUN OUT INFRONT OF EVERYONE CRYING THAN TO WAIT AND WALK OUT??? LIKE???

What if vegetables had feelings like animals do what would the vegans eat then?????

I wish your fork or spoon like told you if that piece of food was hot or cold cause I’m tired of eating like microwaved stew or something and have that one piece that’s still ice cold.

iridessence:

lori-jaye:

weepingangelofjotunheim:

steeldragondown:

HELLO MY BABY, HELLO MY HONEY, HELLO MY RAGTIME GAAAAL

Hang on, something is missing…

That’s better

The WB Frog has been found once more!

These fucking captions. I cannot. My god.

milqueyway:

man this guy just does not give a fuck

bitchesaloud:

me getting ready for school